Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Vendo mi vida, cambio mi vida, de todos modos la tengo perdida




Se vende de todo, donde Gabriel se descuide tambien lo vendo. Motivo MOVING OUT!!! de Atlanta, he decidido vender de todo. He posteado en Craigslist, que es como quien dice en Colombia... No en Colombia cuando me vine no existia algo parecido.

En fin, ahi les dejo el dato. Futon a $150. Vendo Knives Block, Frying pan, Jar with Lid Set, Cookware Set, Wok, Bookshelf, Shelving Unit, TV Unit, Bar Stool, Floor Lamp/Reading, Rug, Lamps, Wine Rack, MIcrowave, Grater, Kitchen Utensils, Rolling Pin, Colander, Splatter Screen, Swivel Chair, Work Lamp...La lista sigue, mejor dico, VENGA Y RECOJA LO QUE PUEDA, APURESE QUE ESTOY BOTADOOOO...



Yard Sale

On some Saturday when you've got no place special to be
That's the perfect time to go outside and see
Out into your neighborhood maybe take a stroll
You might find a hand made sign stapled to a telephone pole

It says, There's a family around the corner and between the hours of 8 to 4
They're going to have a yard sale. Now who could ask for more?
Just imagine all those boxes lined up like treasure chests on the lawn
And if you don't hurry all the good stuff might be gone

Well you never can tell
What your neighbors will sell
That's why we're going to their
Yard sale!

I saw stale French fry in an empty corn flake box
A hamper shaped like a seashell filled broken Koo-Koo clocks
A shriveled up fly stuck behind the screen
Of a cracked black and white TV set
A half a ping pong table with forty-seven paddles
But no ping pong ball or net

I counted 17 pieces from a 1000 piece puzzle
A chewed up indestructible rubber doggy muzzle
A gazillion moldy comic books piled seven feet high
A rocket made from toothpicks (they were used) but it was guaranteed to fly

Well you never can tell
What your neighbors will sell
That's why we're going to their
Yard sale!

I found the contents of a kitchen drawer stuffed in a cowboy boot
Two rusty hamster cages and an green gorilla suit
An electric piggy bank and a seven-foot tall bonsai tree
A pop-up book of Christmas ornaments
And a barking poodle best of Chanukah CD

There was a glow in the dark clown wig and
A scratch and smell diaper collection
An old army compass permanently pointing in a southerly direction
A toolbox molded out of solid tapioca pudding and a dried up tub of glue
And a faded blue autograph on a size 23 sweaty basketball shoe

Well you never can tell
What your neighbors will sell
That's why we're going to their
Yard sale!

You can't leave empty handed or it wouldn't feel right.
If you don't buy something it wouldn't be polite.
It could be a solar powered toaster or a bag of reindeer feed
A yard sale's not a yard sale
If you don't bring home something you don't need

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